Arts & Crafts
I didn’t do shit at work today. Technically, it was my half day because i’m working this weekend. You know what half days mean to me? Don’t need to start working. By the time you get started, it’s time to bounce. Thus, I never intended to start working today. We hold a quick branch meeting [...]
Name Tags
You’ve got to be kidding… My manager tells us today that we need to start wearing our name tags while the branch is open. What?!?!?!? It seems that customers have been “complaining” that they don’t know who all of the new people (me) are, and they can’t tell who works there. I can only assume [...]
You Ever Had To Take A Shit At Work?
I have to take one right now. I don’t know what was in the Luby’s meal that I had for lunch, but that shit (no pun intended) is coming back on me. I got all kinds of bubbles and shit up in my chest. I know the folks around me can hear my business… I [...]
I Called In Yesterday
Everything started off okay – I got up on time, checked my emails, made a lil’ breakfast, ironed my clothes, yelled at the dogs, got fully dressed, and decided that it just wasn’t my day to go to work. I suddenly came down with a stomach virus or something…. My manager didn’t seem too convinced. [...]
I Wish Someone Would Fire Me
I’ve never been fired before. I’ve never been allowed to leave in a blaze of glory (or shame). When I worked at Target many, many years ago, I put in my 2 weeks’ notice and left the same day. My new store manager was a dick, and I couldn’t take it anymore. I got a [...]
54 Degrees inside
I hate my job. On top of that, it was colder than a motherfucker inside today. See, they moved my bank branch to a temporary location while they’re rebuilding it. Somehow, nobody saw fit to connect the heater in this bitch. Somehow, the automated system decided that it would pump AC into the building all [...]
Customer Complaint
I hate my job. I received my first official customer complaint today. It’s actually kind of an honor to me because it’s not something that happens often. Words can’t describe the joy I feel right now. Maybe because there is no joy… You know how it is when you try to help somebody and you [...]